An afternoon lunch and saw all the vegetables sequestered neatly on the kitchen countertops quite intrigued.
Their compatriot kumquat was delicately cut open with a knife. At first, the vegetables stared, timid, and in silence. But then, horror came over them as the kumquat screamed.
The humans left the kitchen after using their fangs to devour every last morsel, and the vegetables were left to their own devices.
Needless to say, none of them wanted to be turned into slices. It was going to be last man standing, and the battle ignited.
The red bell pepper made chopped liver of the orange, while the onion cried its tears in fear. The cucumber ran as the banana chased, and that apple and pumpkin battled with blades.
The tomato, unfortunately, had been done in. He coughed up his ketchup, and prepared to be sliced razor thin.
When the humans returned, they wondered who else was home. It appeared that someone had aggressively tossed up a salad.